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This unique little hoppy bastard is prone to dehydration due to his poorly designed tongue-foot. So, large parking lots on a hot summer day are a major downfall to this fella's survival. Treat this little guy as if you would a Camel Spider. He just wants to cool down in your shadow, possibly lick ya up a bit with his itty-bitty knife. Don't be decieved though, he keeps his blade sharp. Consider this a rabid Chihuahua with a razor blade. Anyway, this is a protected species, so 100% of none of these sales will go to protecting this bastard species. But, act like you care for all creatures the same, and show some love by purchasing this cute lil sticker.

Jumpy Stab-Stab sticker

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